No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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