brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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