Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just had sex bonerless
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
bring money and cleavage
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
