that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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