Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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