Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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