i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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