just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
it glows. i had to have it.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
