Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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