But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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