2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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