Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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