Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Even my vagina gasped.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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