She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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