we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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