toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Boobs speak an international language.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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