these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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