Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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