This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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