I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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