hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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