Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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