She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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