You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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