Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
pray to the hookup gods
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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