and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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