I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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