I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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