So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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