You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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