How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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