well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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