this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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