Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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