just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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