Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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