Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Panties = found
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