i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
