All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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