If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
