Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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