I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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