He is an equal opportunity slut.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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