Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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