do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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