Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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