What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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