Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Someone signed my nipple.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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