I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if only i could text you this smell
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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