I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
The air taste purple.
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