Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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