wakey wakey hands off snakey
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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