Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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