normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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